Friday, June 8, 2012

If you give a Mom a Muffin

If you have kids, I'm sure you've read the book "If you give a mouse a cookie...." and others in that series.  I heard this poem at a MOPS meeting this year and wanted to share it.  

If You Give Mom a Muffin

Author: Beth Brubaker
If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her
she has to plan for supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook
("101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger").
The cookbook is setting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse
that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two-year-old's diaper.
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her
that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are...If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
We all have days like that!!!  Hope your's is going well today!  


  1. Love this! Thanks so much for sharing!

  2. This is so good...funny but true. Thanks for sharing it and putting a smile on my face. Gail (

  3. LOL!!! I absolutely love this. My life completely!!!

    Lindsey @



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